Thursday, April 18, 2013

Finish The Sentence Part Tres

Tres means three for all you non spanish speaking people...oh wait I don't speak it either! HA!Today's hilariousness will be brought to you by myself and my IRL BFF Holly.  She has a dirtier mouth than I do so be prepared.....
1. I laughed so hard I cried when...I saw his penis...lmao
2. My high school...a train wreck full of sluts and cokewhores...true story.
3. It really pisses me off... when I have to be nice to someone I don't want to!
4. In ten years... oh my god we are going to be 40. Our kids will be grown and can get the f out!
5. If I could erase one thing... the sharpie off your eyebrows

P.S. I can talk about Mexicans because I am one!

6. In 1999...  we were 15,poppin our pringles, day drinking and skinny dipping in creeks instead of going to school. Bad girls!!
7. Honestly... If one more person shows me a game on my phone they are going to get stabbed in the eye!!
8. To me, Sushi... why don't you sushi lovers dive in the ocean and suck on some fish....same difference...gross

9. Someone really needs to invent... 24 hour food delivery for drunken nights
10. The first time I drank alcohol...7 shots of tequila at 13. I was in bed sick for 3 days

11. The one question I would ask God is... Why do you hate me??? For real lol
12. Lindsay Lohan...lesbehonest is a cracked out, gingi, drug addict whore, anorexic, has been, too much plastic surgery, 40 year old looking, house arresting waste of life.

Fo Shizzle!
And we are out!


  1. OMG!! I think you should win. I laughed at every single one of your answers!

  2. tequila is a bitch. enough your answers..thanks for linking with us!

  3. The eyebrow comment nearly did me in :), wish I wouldn't have already submitted my link-up because I am laughing pretty darn hard right now.


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